🚧 Under Construction! 🚧

We thought about saying, “We’re out grabbing tacos”

...but let’s be real — it’s just us, Sarah, Mike, and our dog Max, hunkered down in the kitchen this holiday season. We’ve been fine-tuning the diagnostic test, fueled by caffeine and a lot of nerdy debates over the science of microplastics in everyday life.

Long story short: the test isn’t quite ready yet, but we’re so close we can almost taste it (the test, not the coffee). Drop your email below, and we’ll let you know as soon as it's live. From our small, slightly chaotic team of PhD scientists to you — thanks for being part of this journey!