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How F’d Are You? – 2025 Disaster Score

Rock solid — they’d have to drag me out.

I’d put it on a credit card and hope for the best.

I’d start a GoFundMe and sell my toaster.

I could cover a surprise $1,000 bill without sweating.

Locked into a stable lease or mortgage. No drama.

Lease ends soon and rent’s going up, but I’ll figure it out.

Living situation is one bad text away from chaos.

Sort of… I’ve got a flashlight and some ramen.

My plan is to scream and refresh Twitter.

High deductible, but I’ll survive… probably.

Solid — I’ve got people who’d show up for me.

A few friends, but they’re all equally stressed.

I avoid group chats so no one asks for money.

Constantly juggling too much, but I’m still moving.

Manageable — I have more good days than bad.

One more email and I’m faking my death.