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About Boring Quinn

Hiii. I'm Quinn, a specialized ghostwriter for Newsletters.
You clicked here because you want to create content and offers but don't know how, have the time, or whatever personal reasons best known to you.

And every time you try to put your value into words, it comes out flat, lengthy, confusing, or just… boring.

That’s where I come in.

I turn complex, niche or 'boring' businesses/personal brands into content people want to read, and keep coming back for.

Newsletter = Retention engine. Those website visitors or non-sign ups? They can be captured, retained, engaged, up-soled and promoted to etc. later.

Your face, Your name, My words.

I don’t need to be an expert in your industry, because copy, content, and writing are skills.
I take what know and package it so your audience finally gets it, feels it, and takes action.

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FOR COMPLEX, NICHE OR BORING Whether you're a SaaS tool, insurance agency, manufacturing firm, or consulting business, the problem is the same: your expertise is valuable, but communicating it clearly without losing your audience is hard.
Here's how I approach retention-focused content for your business.

~ Industry: SAAS (freemium business model)

~ Challenge: Mid-High volume of site visitors, 3,000+ users but low upgrade rates and retentio

~ Solution: Data-driven newsletter content that educates while naturally driving conversions

My Newsletter Strategy
TITLE: I Studied 100 Productivity Tool Users On the Clock. Here's Why Most Are Distracted Workers by Optimizing For the Wrong Thing.
BODY:

Most productivity advice focuses on willpower. Block more sites, use better to-do apps, develop stronger habits.

After an analysis of common productivity tool user behaviors and industry patterns, I think this completely misses the point.

It's not the volume of distracting websites. It's the of seeing them before you're ready to make a decision about them.

Here's what happens: You open your browser to check documentation for work. Your bookmarks bar shows Reddit, Twitter, news sites. Now you're thinking about 6 different contexts instead of your original task.

That context switch costs an average of 23 minutes of focused work time. One "quick reference check" just derailed your morning.

The most productive people I've studied don't have better willpower. They control they see distracting options...

(Newsletter continues with:)
~ Data insights from 100+ user behavior patterns
~ 3 specific strategies high-performers use differently
~ Natural integration of PRO features and upgrade benefits
~ Engagement-driven questions and next week preview
~ Tone that balances intellectual depth with commercial value
How I help:
- Turns user data into valuable content assets
- Make complex topics accessible without dumbing them down - Keep existing customers/prospects engaged between purchases
- Drives engagement with existing users (retention) AND captures site visitors
- Create organic content that leads to business outcomes
- Builds thought leadership AND Founder authority in your product space- -
My approach demonstrates:
✔ Industry-specific copy
✔Research or Data-driven insights that build credibility
✔Commercial content that doesn't feel salesy
✔Voice that matches sophisticated user expectation
✔Strategic thinking about business growth through content
Does your business have complex expertise that's hard to communicate? Book Now to drive user acquisition, retention and growth for your business.

How do I Book?

Fill a quick form & tell me a bit about your content goals (newsletter, blog, or social posts) and I’ll send you a with 2–3 pricing options to fit your budget.

💡 Why quotation-based?

Every business has a different content demand (daily vs weekly, short vs long-form, and more).
This way, you only pay for exactly what you need. No surprises, you’ll see the scope, pricing, and turnaround upfront.

Fill the form below and I’ll reply within 24 hrs.

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