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🌙 $5 Feral Fortunes Reading Form

🔮 Welcome to Feral Fortunes

For $5, I will consult the chaotic spirits to pull a 3-card reading that will drag you, roast your situationship, and expose your toxic coworker.

This is ✨spiritual guidance✨ but delivered with unhinged energy, swearing, and zero chill.

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(or fake name if you’re in witness protection)

(so I don’t misgender you, babe) 🌸

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Consent

I consent to being dragged by the cards and acknowledge this is for entertainment only (and might contain swearing, chaos, and unsolicited advice)

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