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The Christmas Club: Visitor Membership Application
Please answer honestly. Santa reads every single one. 🎄
Full name
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Phone number
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How important is Christmas to you?
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It's just a day
It's my whole personality
Christmas Spirit Check ✶
When is it OK to start playing Christmas music?
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November 1st, obviously
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After Thanksgiving
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It never stops. It's July and I'm on "Jingle Bells"
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December 24th (suspicious)
Do you own matching Christmas pajamas?
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Yes, several sets
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No, but I'll buy some today
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What are pajamas?
Someone hands you the karaoke mic for "All I Want for Christmas Is You." You:
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Go for the whistle note
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Sing with full emotion, eyes closed
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Pass the mic (red flag)
Scary movie night. How brave are you?
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Fearless
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I watch through my fingers
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I hide under the blanket the whole time
Favorite Christmas food from your culture
Why should the founders vote you in?
The Christmas Oath
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I solemnly agree and swear to follow all the rules of Christmas and to never attempt to jeopardize it. 🎄✋
Applying doesn't guarantee getting in. The founding members vote anonymously, and all decisions are final.
Submit my application 🎄