Result

What data team member are you?

Quiz

AIWhisperer

PersonalityHire

ChaoticEngineer

GovernanceGuardian

DataHoarder

Ask if there's documentation on data governance policies

Immediately start experimenting with the latest ML models

Introduce yourself to everyone with a custom meme

Jump in and refactor everything without telling anyone

Download all available data 'just in case'

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It's your first day on a new project. What's your approach?

Share a relevant XKCD comic, then your detailed solution

Write a 20-page document on how to properly structure the data

Say 'Let me try something quick' and deploy directly to production

Wonder if this could be solved with that dataset you saved from 2018

Ask if you can solve it with a neural network, regardless of the problem

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The team Slack channel is discussing a data issue. You...

Organized by color-coded folders with strict naming conventions

Thousands of open browser tabs about the latest AI research

Decorated with plants, figurines, and motivational sticky notes

Multiple terminals running scripts that even you've forgotten the purpose of

Filled with external hard drives containing 'important' datasets 

https://storage.tally.so/24b084cd-9168-4264-b8ac-1a6aeb9e36e1/pexels-tara-winstead-8386709.jpg

Your desktop/workspace is best described as:

Data cleaning - it's so satisfying to make everything consistent!

Model deployment - especially when it breaks existing systems 

Creating visualizations that make the executives say 'wow' 

Fine-tuning models until 3am while drinking energy drinks 

Archiving everything, because you never know when you'll need it

https://storage.tally.so/84a4fbcc-ddcb-4a5d-a0ba-3453b8f96b26/pexels-kindelmedia-7651734.jpg

Your favorite part of the data pipeline is:

Sharing AI memes that only you understand

Taking detailed notes and creating action items 

Announcing a complete system overhaul you started yesterday

Mentioning that historical dataset that might be relevant

https://storage.tally.so/b1feb9c5-8a91-463e-bcd5-27a17730eef8/pexels-fauxels-3184652.jpg

During team meetings, you often find yourself:

Stack Overflow questions about fixing what you broke

Research papers on cutting-edge AI techniques 

Reddit and Twitter - for 'industry research'

Documentation for data compliance regulations

Cloud storage comparison articles and backup solutions

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Your browser history mostly contains:

Buy the latest GPUs and run models that nobody asked for

Implement enterprise-grade data governance software

Create an amazing office space with themed meeting rooms

Fund your experimental 'skunkworks' projects

Invest in petabytes of storage 'for future scalability'

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If you had unlimited budget, you would:

The person who always says 'we should dockerize this' 

The one who sends data quality reports nobody asked for 

The office vibe manager with themed desk decorations 