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🥊 THE FIRST PUNCH copywriting service

Your homepage has 5 seconds to win attention. If your first line flops, the rest doesn’t matter.

I’ll fix it for $199. Or tell you it’s already strong — and refund you $199.

No back-and-forth emails. No strategy calls. No fluff.

Just one headline. Written to punch harder than what you’ve got now.

How this thingy works:

✅ You send me your URL. ✅ I look at your first headline.

✅ I decide: "worthy, or weak." ✅ If it’s weak, I rewrite it. ✅ If it’s strong, I say so. I refund you $199. So you keep your money.

And your pride.

✅ Limited to 10 spots per month. First come, first punched.

What You Get:

✅ 1 rewritten hero headline.

✅ Clear reasoning (not corporate waffle).

✅ Delivered in 24–72 hours.

✅ Bragging rights (if yours is already good).

🎯 Who Is This For:

- eCommerce founders with “meh” messaging.

- Makers, hackers, rebels vibe coding apps and web apps that feel like a Museum Gift Shop. Everyone visits their websites, but no one buys a thing.

- Agencies with “we help you grow” nonsense.

- Coaches with oatmeal-taglines.

- Anyone with the guts to get their baby project punched.

Why $199$ for one headline?

Because I've written headlines that helped brands like Hashtag Monday, Sunday, Wellgard recover thousands of dollars in untapped revenue.

If your headline survives, you walk away with clarity — for free.

If not...well at least you're finally getting one that finally sells you something.

Not by ChatGPT.

Not clever for clever's sake.

Just clear, provocative, relatable.

Why ONE headline and not two or three?

Look at it this way. When you go to the doctor, you don't get two or three prescriptions, do you? Your doctor gives you one — the right one.

So that's what you'll get. One headline — the one that hits hardest.

Now let’s see if your copy survives.

Only two slots left this month— rarer now than a free plug socket at Heathrow Airport. First come, first punched.

Your pal,

🚀 Founder & Chief Copywriter: Teardwn
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