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🥊 Welcome to The First Punch: The Rematch Edition.

Most website headlines are polite. Too polite. And polite gets ignored.
When someone visits your site, they’re not looking for manners—they’re looking for a reason to stay, a hook, a jolt. 🥊 The First Punch Rematch Edition fixes your headline + subhead so they demand attention. Weak headlines get obliterated. Strong ones earn bragging rights, clicks, and a second look from every visitor.
Last May, 10 brave websites stepped into the ring. Some walked away proud. Some got obliterated.
This time, stakes are higher. $299. Only 10 slots.
And here’s the kicker: the 10 brave websites that survive will earn a spot in a new ‘Before vs. After’ showcase on nobodyreadsads.com— so founders and copywriters can see what works… and what flops. Fail the punch? Your headline stays buried while competitors steal your clicks. Survive? You get a headline that sells, grabs attention, and proves your site is not just another polite placeholder.

Here’s how it works:

✅ You send me your homepage URL.

✅ I judge your headline + subhead: “worthy or weak.”

✅ If weak → I rewrite both.

✅ If worthy → I refund $299. You keep your money… and your pride.

✅ No strategy calls required.
What you get:
✅Brutal Truth Audit → why your current headline isn’t pulling its weight.
✅3 new headline options + 1 subhead → pick the one that hits hardest.
✅Delivered in 48–96h.
✅Psychological reasoning behind every Punch → clarity that lasts.
✅You're not paying for words. You're paying for strategic clarity - the one thing your ads, decks and pitches can't survive without.
✅ Unignorable copy written by a a Pro copywriter, moi, Miguel Ferreira. Not by ChatGPT.
✅ You will earn a spot in a new ‘Before vs. After’ showcase for websites with good copy on nobodyreadsads.com— plus a high-quality backlink your site actually earns.
Who this is for:

✅eCommerce founders with “meh” messaging.

✅Makers, indie hackers, rebels vibe coding apps and web apps that feel like a Museum Gift Shop. Everyone visits their websites, but no one buys a thing.

✅Agencies with “we help you grow” nonsense.

✅Coaches with oatmeal-taglines.

✅Anyone with the guts to get their baby project punched.



$299? That's less than your office’s caramel latte habit for a month—while feeding 1,001 prompts to ChatGPT and still ending up with copy nobody reads.

Why work with me? I've written copy that helped brands like Hashtag Monday, Sunday, Wellgard recover thousands of dollars in untapped revenue.
Now let’s see if your copy survives.

Only 10 First Punches. That’s it for 2025. Miss this, and your headline stays unpunched until next year.

First come, first punched.

Your pal,

Miguel Ferreira
🚀 Founder Teardwn ↬ Hire me as your Fractional Copy Chief 1-2 days/week

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1. Your name + job role + email address

2. Tell me your brand’s name

3. Your website

4. Pay $299 and throw your site in the ring. First come, first punched


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