🎯 Who Is This For:
- eCommerce founders with
“meh” messaging.- Makers, hackers, rebels vibe coding apps and web apps that feel like a Museum Gift Shop. Everyone visits their websites, but no one buys a thing.
- Agencies with “we help you grow” nonsense.
- Coaches with oatmeal-taglines.
- Anyone with the guts to get their baby project punched.