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🥊 THE FIRST PUNCH copywriting service

Your headline has 7 seconds to make a promise. Your subhead has 7 more to prove it. Fail either, and your reader’s brain hits eject.

The First Punch fixes both— giving your copy the kind of impact that actually earns a second look.

It's very simple, really. The First Punch is a pay-or-praise copy-stress test.$499 gets you one thing: clarity.

No back-and-forth emails. No strategy calls. No fluff.

All you have to do is to send me your homepage URL. If your headline and subhead aren’t clear, persuasive, and interesting, I’ll whip them into shape. If they already hit hard? You get a full refund… plus the quiet thrill of knowing you didn’t need help.

How this thingy works:

✅ You send me your URL. ✅ I look at your first headline and sub-headline.

✅ I decide: "worthy, or weak." ✅ If it’s weak, I rewrite both. ✅ If they're strong, I say so. I refund you $499. So you keep your money.

And your pride.

✅ I only do 10 First Punches a month. Because good copy is scarce. And good judgment? Even scarcer.
What You Get:

✅ Brutal Truth Audit → why your current headline + sub-head aren't working (and the hidden costs)

✅ 3 rewritten headlines + 1 sub-head→ not just one “fix”, but 3 distinct, impossible to ignore alternatives.

✅ Delivered in 48-72h

✅ The reasoning behind each Punch→ so you understand the psychology, not just the words.

✅ Written by a a Pro copywriter, moi, Miguel Ferreira. Not by ChatGPT.

✅ I only do 10 First Punches a month. Because good copy is scarce. And good judgement? Even scarcer.

🎯 Who Is This For:

- eCommerce founders with “meh” messaging.

- Makers, hackers, rebels vibe coding apps and web apps that feel like a Museum Gift Shop. Everyone visits their websites, but no one buys a thing.

- Agencies with “we help you grow” nonsense.

- Coaches with oatmeal-taglines.

- Anyone with the guts to get their baby project punched.

Founders burn $5,000 on trial-and-error ads. $499 gives you the words that stop the guessing
Why work with me? I've written headlines that helped brands like Hashtag Monday, Sunday, Wellgard recover thousands of dollars in untapped revenue.
Now let’s see if your copy survives.
Only five slots left this month— rarer now than a free plug socket at Heathrow Airport. First come, first punched.

Your pal,

Miguel Ferreira
🚀 Founder Teardwn | Fractional Copy Chief for DTC and eCommerce startups

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1. Your name + job role + email address

2. Tell me your brand’s name

3. Your website

4. Pay $499 and throw your site in the ring (5 slots left for September 2025. First come, first punched)


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