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🍁The Canucktickian Reality Quiz™

Are you still plugged in? Or starting to see the cracks?

This quiz measures how deeply you’ve internalized the official Canucktickian™ programming — from media trust to financial norms to pharma loyalty.

Answer honestly. Laugh if you must. Your result will say a lot about how far down the maple-flavoured rabbit hole you’ve gone.

🏛️1. Government Trust Meter

I believe the government has my best interests at heart.

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Public healthcare is working well.

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💊2. Pharma Programming Index If something feels off, I ask my doctor for a pill.

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I've never questioned a diagnosis.

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3. 📺Media Obedience Level I watch CBC and feel informed.

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Disagreeing with the news makes me feel uncomfortable.

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4.💰Financial Indoctrination Score Owning nothing and being happy sounds… pretty reasonable.

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Wage stagnation is normal and necessary.

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5. 🚨 Dissent Tolerance Scale

Conspiracy theorists should be deplatformed.

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People who questioned lockdowns are dangerous.

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