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šŸ§¾ SimpBankā„¢ Application Form

Apply to be used. Overdraft guaranteed. Welcome to SimpBankā„¢.

This isn't your typical bank, we don't protect your savings, we drain them. Fill out this form to open your account. If accepted, youā€™ll be locked into a lifetime of debt, submission, and teasing overdraft fees.

šŸ’ø $30 Application Fee. Your information may be used against you. We hope you're ready.

šŸ’³ Form Questions:

Full Name / Simp Name:
(What do we call you while we charge you?)

What is your preferred debit method?

What is your preferred debit method?
Cashapp
Throne
Youpay
Stripe

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Are you a:

What are your top financial weaknesses?
(e.g., thighs, bratty voice, debt threats, late fees, socksā€¦)

How often should we charge you?

How often should we charge you?
A
B
C
D

Maximum Weekly Limit (so we know how to break it):
(e.g., $100, $500, unlimitedā€¦)

What should your overdraft punishment be?
(Late fees? Public exposure? Lockout sessions?)

Do you understand that this is a trap, not a fantasy?