No names. No shame. No one will know which is yours.
What’s the dirtiest thing you’ve done — or ache to do but haven’t dared… yet?
If your “confession” could be whispered at brunch or posted on Instagram, delete it and go touch yourself somewhere else.
Still scared to say it?
That’s fine.
The Klub only opens for the filthy.
The rest stay outside — hard, wet, denied, and forgotten.
Still don’t want to confess? You’re not getting in.
No one will know who wrote what.
Only the Klub keeps the key. But we never forget.