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What’s Your Cruise Vibe?

Let Float Daddy match you with your dream cruise. No kids. No clowns. Just adult-only floating and good decisions you probably won’t remember.

DM me your result and I’ll send you something unreasonably helpful.

👇 Hit “Start” and let’s float.

1. What’s your vacation energy?

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1. What’s your vacation energy?

A

Chill: Hammocks and spa

B

Party: DJs, drinks, dumb decisions

C

Adventure mode: Hiking, diving, zipping around

D

Food crawl: Global flavors and elastic waistbands

2. Who are you cruising with?

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2. Who are you cruising with?

A

Just me

B

Me + bae

C

Group of chaos

D

I’m mysterious. Don’t worry about it.

3. What’s your cabin budget vibe?

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3. What’s your cabin budget vibe?

A

Suite life or bust

B

Balcony with a view, I’m bougie-lite

C

Inside cabin—I’m never in the room

D

Don’t ask. Manifesting something luxurious

4: What’s your biggest cruise ick?

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4: What’s your biggest cruise ick?

A

Screaming kids

B

Corny forced fun

C

Nickel-and-diming

D

Disrespectful Wi-Fi

E

Subpar shrimp

5: Themed parties on board?

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5: Themed parties on board?

A

Yes. I pack wigs.

B

Only if I can be ironic about it

C

Maybe if I’m drunk

D

Absolutely not

E

Depends. What kind of themes?

6: If you had to regret your life in a beautiful place, where would it be?

A

Mediterranean – wine, ghosts, hot locals

B

Caribbean – turquoise water + trauma release

C

South Pacific – hammock-based healing

D

Northern Europe – cold, mysterious, moody

E

IDC—just give me ocean and booze

Would you want to join Float Daddy’s first official group cruise in 2026?

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Would you want to join Float Daddy’s first official group cruise in 2026?

A

Yes, float me in. I want updates + VIP access.

B

Maybe... depends on my tax refund and emotional state.

C

Not for me, but I’ll still cruise on my own terms.

Wanna Float Smarter, Not Lamer?

Drop your email and I’ll send you:

🧿 A custom Float Daddy cruise vibe guide

🧳 A secret packing list that slaps

💅 Early dibs on the next cruise drop (before the normies find out)

I won’t spam you. I’ll just gently haunt your inbox with beautiful nonsense and travel decisions that will spiritually repair you. Probably.

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