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so you wanna be my man?

this is an expedited screening process to eliminate confusion, wasted time, and vibes-based delusion. be honest, be concise, and don’t lie about therapy.

there are two options for applying: the SPIN THE BLOCK track for people I have seen before, and the NEW APPLICANT track.
SPIN THE BLOCK
for exes, old flings, and people I wasn't ready for then.

Full name.

What made you think you should get another shot?

Have you done therapy, shadow work, or just watched YouTube videos about attachment styles?

What did you learn about me after we stopped talking?

What are you offering now that you weren’t before? (Please don’t say “consistency” without specifics.)

How have your finances, ego, and emotional regulation improved since we last spoke?

If rejected, will you:

If rejected, will you:
A
B
C
NEW APPLICANT TRACK
For emotionally available, financially stable individuals who still believe in love and accountability.

Full name.

Age.

Pronouns.

Occupation & Work Schedule.

Living situation (Do you live alone, with roommates, with your mom, or with someone you “don’t really like like that”?)

Full astrological chart. (if you don't have it, download co-star.)

Credit score OR 2 financial goals for the year:

Monthly budget range for therapy, food, and leisure:

Ideal partnership in one sentence (be real):

Thoughts on 50/50 (split bills, split chores, emotional labor, birthday planning):

Kids?

Kids?

Love language(s):

Link to your favorite song.