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Baldrick's Cunning Plan
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Choose your "Pro"-noun
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Choose your "Pro"-noun
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Director of Pleasure
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Chief Fraternizing Officer
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Entrepren-whore
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Sultan of Swinging
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Couch Coach
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Parson of Penised Persons
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Acquisitions & Accounts Receivable Administrator
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Erogenous Regional Manager
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VP of PIV
Choose your emphatic expression
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Choose your emphatic expression
Pip-pip!
Too-right!
Huzzah!
As you wish!
I'm walking here!
Sir, you can't park there...
Would you be so kind as to bring a colander/sieve with you? It's all part of the plan
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Would you be so kind as to bring a colander/sieve with you? It's all part of the plan
Yes, I am looking forward to participating
No, because mine are heirloom and I refuse to mingle with the peasantry
This plan is riddled with holes
I'll be bringing something similar
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What unconventional item would you master for self defense that is not a weapon and is nonlethal?
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Should dolphins be working in HR?
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Should dolphins be working in HR?
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Yes
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No
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It depends on lubrication
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I wish they worked in my HR
What animal is better for the job?
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Coffee with chili powder
Pineapple on pizza
American cheese on PB&J
Savor
Devour
Pass
Organize the following by desire
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Organize the following by desire
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Touching
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Learning
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Feeling
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Sharing
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Fucking
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Listening
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Farting
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Eating
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Watching
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Kissing
Have you seen Old Gregg's downstairs mixup?
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Have you seen Old Gregg's downstairs mixup?
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What?
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Yes
C
I wish
Are you open to completing a safe and anonymous dare?
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Suggest something daring
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Choose the most erotic statement
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Choose the most erotic statement
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Clear communication
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Tested regularly
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I'm so wet we could go swimming
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Voluntarily Sterilized
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We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty
Here are some stars, how do you feel about them?
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Here are some stars, how do you feel about them?
1 stars
2 stars
3 stars
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5 stars
At a shindig, how likely are you to hang on the outskirts/sidelines?
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At a shindig, how likely are you to hang on the outskirts/sidelines?
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At a shindig, how likely are you to approach someone on the outskirts/sidelines?
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At a shindig, how likely are you to approach someone on the outskirts/sidelines?
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8675-
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309
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8647
C
420
D
666
Compose a "sign-off" catchphrase
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