Lauren's Losers Application

Important question! Have you paid your $20 application fee? 

Your application WILL be denied if you don't pay the fee. It can be done various ways through the Cardd link on my X profile. 

No, I didn't pay and somehow think that's acceptable.

Are you SURE you paid your $20 application fee? I WILL want proof. If you say you did, and you didn't, it goes up to $50 immediately.

No... I thought I could get away with it but I'm going to pay you $20 right now. After I do it, I'll proceed.

No, I'm a time-wasting loser who will end up paying you $50 because I won't be able to resist. 

Puh-leeeeze Lauren, laugh at my weaknesses and tell me how you're going to exploit me. I paid the fee! 

No, I don't want to have fun and am boring.

Yes, please expedite my application. I'm SO anxious to lose to you.

No, I'll wait around and regret not paying this fee.,

Thanks so much for the honor of allowing me to complete this application, Lauren. I don't have anything else to add for now.

Lauren, your red hair shines like a beacon of inspiration for all of humanity and most wildlife creatures. I have the following end of application comment: 

Good job... hopefully. Your application is under consideration by an eminently fair judge, me. I'll review it... ugh... at some point. Impatience shown by sending me some dumb message asking if I saw your app will earn my ire. Don't do that.

IF you want to move your application up AND earn a tiny bit of my praise (or at least make me laugh) hop on over to my Throne and/or CashApp always works. 

Toodles! 