English Roast Laugh & Match questionnaire

Curious to find out which character you are in the dating universe? 🌌 I’ve put together a 5-question "test" that’ll probably reveal more about you than your entire Tinder profile combined. 👉 Take the test here. What happens next? Once you’ve filled it out, I’ll analyze your answers (yes, me personally, not just a bot) and get back to you soon with a micro-event (hike, stand-up, dinner) where you’re guaranteed to meet "your kind of people." Let’s give it a shot. Worst-case scenario? You had a good laugh. 😉

If you do not receive an email from us, check also your Spam/Promotion email folders. #Dating2026 #Humor #CharacterTest #DatingDoneDifferently #BudapestEvents #NotBoring facebook.com/randizzma.hu instagram.com/randizzma tiktok.com/@randizzma

Untitled multiple choice field

1. The "Social Awkwardness" Test
"You're standing in line at the grocery store, and the person in front of you fails their card payment for the third time. What do you do?"

1. The "Social Awkwardness" Test"You're standing in line at the grocery store, and the person in front of you fails their card payment for the third time. What do you do?"

I wait patiently while silently meditating on world peace.

I sigh loudly and make a face like I’m currently trying to pass a kidney stone.

I pay for them just so we can finally move on—my frozen pizza is thawing at home.

I start softly whistling a funeral march.

2. The "Tinder Honesty" Rush
"If it were mandatory to tattoo a warning label on your forehead before a first date, what would it say?"

2. The "Tinder Honesty" Rush"If it were mandatory to tattoo a warning label on your forehead before a first date, what would it say?"

'Caution! May contain traces of a healthy lifestyle.'

'Warning! After 3 beers, I genuinely believe I can rap.'

'Danger! I bite when hungry.'

'For high tolerance levels only!'

3. The "Ex-Factor" (The Boldest Filter)
"Your ex calls saying they accidentally left their favorite item at your place and they need it immediately. What’s your move?"

3. The "Ex-Factor" (The Boldest Filter)"Your ex calls saying they accidentally left their favorite item at your place and they need it immediately. What’s your move?"

I kindly pack it up and send it via courier.

I tell them that unfortunately, it fell victim to a ritual bonfire last week.

I put it in a cardboard box next to the trash can with a 'Free to a good home' sign.

I don’t pick up—I blocked their entire family tree three years ago.

4. The "Weekend Identity" (Trek vs. Couch Battle)
"Saturday, 8:00 AM. It’s pouring rain. How could I convince you to leave the house?"

4. The "Weekend Identity" (Trek vs. Couch Battle)"Saturday, 8:00 AM. It’s pouring rain. How could I convince you to leave the house?"

With a freshly baked artisan donut and a liter of coffee.

You’d need a literal bulldozer to drag me out of bed.

Tell me you found an abandoned castle where we can go trespassing.

I’m already outside—I love the feeling of wet branches slapping my face.

5. "Gastro-Diplomacy" (The Real Intelligence Test)
"In your opinion, pineapple on pizza is..."

5. "Gastro-Diplomacy" (The Real Intelligence Test)"In your opinion, pineapple on pizza is..."

...a gastronomic felony punishable by prison time.

...a symbol of freedom and rebellion.

...edible, but only if nobody is watching.

...irrelevant, as long as there’s enough hot sauce on it.

Gender:

Female

Male

Year of Birth:

Email

What are you interested in?

Zoom haha-date

Laugh Track Treck

Stand-up show & after-date

Gastro-giggle

Other

Like the page, add get a zoom speed date for free! We check it! :)

instagram.com/randizzma

facebook.com/randizzma.hu

tiktok.com/@randizzma

Congratulations, you survived the questions! The hard part is over. Now it’s my turn: I spend 30 hours a week hunting down the right people based on your answers, so you’ll never have to sit through another awkward silence at a dinner table. Keep an eye on your inbox (or your Instagram DMs). If your answers show you’re “crazy/smart/funny enough” to join our squad, I’ll be sending you an exclusive invite soon for our first Comedy Quest or Roast Dinner. In the meantime, follow our page:

facebook.com/randizzma.hu instagram.com/randizzma tiktok.com/@randizzma

I read and consent to Privacy Policy / Data Processing Notice https://tally.so/r/Gx9GDZ

I have read it and give my consent to it