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🎤 Pitch Your Startup. Make Us Laugh.

Your startup gets 3 minutes. No Q&A. A literal decibel meter.

Tell us what you’re building and how you plan to make the room laugh. Roast your industry, your startup, or the fundraising process that brought you here.

No polished comedy routine needed. Just something more entertaining than “we’re disrupting a $50 billion market.”

What's your name?

No James Bond plz, we all know you can do better than that.

Where can we reach you?

Plz answer in email. Carrier pigeons have terrible deliverability.

What are you signing up for?

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What’s your startup called, and what does it do?

One or two sentences. Explain it like the person holding the decibel meter isn’t a VC.

What’s your angle?

What are you planning to joke about or roast? Your industry? Your product? Your last accelerator?

Got a link?

Website, demo, deck, or something that helps us get it. Optional. Your 47-slide deck can stay home.

Anything you need on stage?

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Anything else we should know?

A co-performer, a special request, or a compelling reason to trust you with a microphone.