Which Shark are You?

Once you’ve hit the middle of July and Shark Week comes on, you know you’ve reached the true dog days of summer. What’s better than a day at the beach and coming home to watch the television series covering the fearsome predator that very well could have been the brush you felt on your leg when swimming?

On Shark Week, you may know the celebrities that try to swim with the sharks or enjoy how the scientists are trying to track these apex predators. Yet, you might find yourself trying to figure out what personality these sharks have, or more, what shark would you be?

You’re at a buffet, what are you eating?

Just the desserts.

Where’s the steak and lobster at?

I don’t really know, but it looks good.

I prefer the fancy stuff, oysters and shrimp cocktail!

The goal is the number of plates, not food.

Just some small nibbles here and there.

Do you have snacks?

How would your friends describe you?

The coolest person ever.

The biggest gym rat.

A little bit eclectic.

If an energy drink was personified.

So quiet that you usually have to ask them to repeat what they said.

Do you have snacks?

Favorite music genre?

What’s your hobby?

Collecting license plates.

Gymnastics or yoga.

Watching old western movies with cowboys and lassos.

Buying and reviewing skincare products.

Favorite movie quote?

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys” (Dead Poets Society).

“You can’t control your fate, all you can do is decide what you’re going to do with the time that’s given to you” (Lord of the Rings).

“You’re going to need a bigger boat” (Jaws).

“Why so serious?” (The Dark Knight)

“As if!” (Clueless)

“I’m the king of the world!” (Titanic)

“Get busy living, or get busy dying” (The Shawshank Redemption).

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” (Gone with the Wind).

“I’m kind of a big deal” (Anchorman).

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it” (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)

You’ve got a group project, what are you doing?

I never respond in the group chat, but I do my work.

I actually dropped the class.

Forgot it was due until an hour before.

I’ll spend one too many hours making the slides look pretty.

I want to do a group project session with snacks and music.

I wing the presentation.

Maybe I kind of micromanage.

I practice my presentation at least three times.

Definitely taking the lead.

That’s a night or so before kind of problem.

Your friends are hosting a party, where are you?

The life of the party!

I’m connected to the aux.

I just came for the food.

I came because my friend made me.

I’m bouncing from person to person!

Dancing with my friends.

No way am I going.

I’ll pop in for a bit.

I’m just chilling.

Brown sugar, cinnamon cold-foam, three pumps of white chocolate, two pumps of caramel and as much sugar as possible.

Good old sweet iced tea.

Double berry matcha.

A fruity refresher.

Anywhere the sun shines.

Somewhere dark and quiet.