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Cuddle Season 2026

Official Girlfriend Application

Applications are now OPEN.

Following almost six years of unsuccessful internal recruitment, the position of Girlfriend is once again being advertised externally.

This is a potentially long-term position, although successful applicants will initially be offered a probationary coffee/drinks date.

Salary: £0

Benefits: Cuddles, road trips, dog privileges, questionable amounts of Marvel and an aggressively enthusiastic approach to Christmas (from December 1st)

Please complete the following application honestly. There are no wrong answers.*

*There are absolutely wrong answers.

About the Employer:

Chris, 39

Dog person • Road-trip enthusiast • Geek •

Currently accepting applications following a lengthy vacancy in the position.