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What’s your cat’s secret job title?

1.When you walk through the door, your cat...😺

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A

Doesn’t come to greet you at all.

B

Looks at you from across the room.

C

Meows once, then walks away.

D

Runs to you and rubs against your legs.

2.When you’re sitting on the couch, your cat… 💤

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A

Sleeps in another room.

B

Lies on the floor nearby, not touching you.

C

Sits at the other end of the couch.

D

Insists on lying on your lap or chest.

3.When you’re busy working, your cat… 👀

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A

Stays by itself, ignores you.

B

Sleeps nearby, facing you.

C

Brings you a toy.

D

Plants itself on your keyboard.

4.When a guest comes over, your cat…🧶

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A

Hides somewhere.

B

Watches from a distance.

C

Walks over for a sniff, then leaves.

D

Immediately sits on the guest.

5.At 2 AM, you hear zoomies. Your cat… 🎶

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A

Never has zoomies — sleeps through the night.

B

Has a quick burst, then settles down.

C

Runs around for 10 minutes, then stops.

D

Goes full concert mode for an hour.

6.Your cat sees a bird outside. It…🤍

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A

Ignore it completely.

B

Watch quietly, tail twitching.

C

Make that weird chirping sound.

D

Slam against the window.

7.You open a can of wet food. Your cat… 🐾

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A

Keeps sleeping — food can wait.

B

Walks over slowly, pretending not to care.

C

Shows up exactly when you put the bowl down.

D

Starts loud meowing before you even finish opening it.

8.You’re eating something. Your cat…✨

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A

Completely ignores you.

B

Stares at you from a distance.

C

Gently pats your leg.

D

Tries to steal a bite when you blink.