So, here you go. You’ve tried and tested all those Average Adman agencies charging like they’re extraordinary. But no matter the price, they deliver the same templated deck, same tragic manifesto, same tired story.
So maybe you’re ready now. Ready to move beyond the bad joke. Ready to go straight into the spectacle —with a straight face, or a drink in hand. And let an Average Adman—who knows he’s just an Average Adman—do the work. Maximum drama. Moderate talent. And a loud overconfident character.
And yes, pitching your brief here is not a joke. Unless it is. Depends how seriously you take marketing.
€1,000 to submit. Why? Because Cannes costs more and gives you less. And this might actually result in something. Or not. Who knows.
We’ll read them. In June. Probably wearing sunglasses. Definitely judging.
Only if selected, we'll get in touch with you by September 2026.
We'll be able to start actual work (and this includes paperwork) in September 2026.
Strategic and Creative work will last for a minimum of 6 months.
This fee doesn’t guarantee anything, except that we’ll read it. Maybe twice.
Ready to start making the brief?
