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Which Nigerian Politician Are You Most Like?

You may not be in politics, but politics might be in you. Your food choices, survival tactics, and Twitter behavior are about to expose you.
Take this quiz and discover the Nigerian politician your personality resembles most.

You’ve been given ₦77k to run a household of 3 for a month, what is your best strategy?

I’ve survived on less, no big deal here

We’ll be okay for two weeks, then fast and pray the remaining two weeks

Sufferhead is not a virtue, I won’t even accept it in the first place

I’ll buy gun and face mask 🌚

You’re at an owambe party, what souvenir are you leaving with?

An umbrella because we’re entering rainy season

I don’t take anything, wetin go come do my steeze?

I carry anything carryable because I spent over 100k on asoebi alone

Jollof rice, small chops, and wine- breakfast is set for tomorrow

Pick a Rice dish

Jollof

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Fried rice

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Pineapple rice

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Coconut rice

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Pick a luxury vehicle

Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon

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Lexus LX 600

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Tesla Cybertruck

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Rolls-Royce Cullinan

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You’ve won an all expense paid vacation. Where are you going?

Dubai

Rwanda

South Africa

Santorini Greece

You tweeted an unpopular opinion and the timeline starts dragging you. What’s your next move?

I will drag them right back. Aura for aura, egusi for egusi

I come up with receipts because I know I’m right, then mute the post and go on with my life

I drop my phone and go offline till everything calms down or they find a new victim

I quote my original post and explain what I actually meant