Your CV, roasted by a real senior City lawyer and a five-persona strong AI Council.
Ever wonder what's going on in the room where it happens? A room you're never in, by a partner or GC who bins your CV in six seconds and never tells you why.
Brutally honest. Genuinely useful. Currently free.
For trainees, junior and mid-level lawyers who'd rather find out what's wrong with their CV before a partner or GC does.
Upload it below and a five-person "council" — the time-poor partner, the screening recruiter, the headhunter, and two more — tears it apart, then tells you exactly how to fix it. You'll get the full roast and a complete fix-list back by email, usually within 24 hours.
No fluff, no generic AI advice. I've spent 10+ years in the City reading CVs like yours. This is what's being said behind doors.
Your CV is used only to write your roast. Nothing is shared.