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What best describes you

How did you hear about Metanoia

Why Are You Applying?

If you could solve one health problem right now, what would it be?

How long have you been dealing with this problem?

How much is your health currently affecting your life?

Tell Us What's Actually Going On

What symptoms are you currently experiencing?

Have your symptoms changed over time?

Your Medical Journey

What doctors, specialists or practicioners have you consulted about your health?

What tests/investigations have been done?

What diagnoses did you receive?

Have you ever been told your test results "are normal" despite continuing symptoms?

Everything You've Already Tried

What treatments have you tried for which symptom?

Did any of the interventions help you?

Did any interventions make you feel worse?

Are you currently or any kind of treatment / protocol?

How much time do you currently spend researching your own health?

Less than 1h per week

It feels like my full-time job

What books, podcasts, experts, websites, communities or other sources have given you valuable information?

Have you discovered something in your own research that doctors had overlooked?

What health data do you currently have available?

Stool / Microbiome Test

Continous Glucose Monitoring

EEG (Electroencephalogram)

ECG (Electrocardiogram)

Which wearable devices or health apps do you currently use?

Would you be willing to share your existing health records and test results with Metanoia?

If Metanoia's strategies work as hoped, what would be different in your life 12 months from now?

What is the one outcome that you care about the most?

Commitment & Expectations

How ready are you to make significant changes to your lifestyle if the data suggests they are necessary?

I have some limiting factors ( family, work, housing etc. ) that I have to work around

I cannot change my daily routines in significant ways

What does “being healthy” actually mean to you?

What level of support are you looking for?

CORE - I want the strategy and expert guidance, but I'm comfortable implementing it myself.

PRO - I want ongoing checkins, frequent adjustments and a coach closely involved in my process.

EXECUTIVE - I want someone presential to take a hands-on role in managing and optimizing my daily life & health routines.

Not sure- I want Metanoia to recommend the right level of support based on my situation.

What is the one thing about your health that we haven't asked you about but you think might matter?

We’ll review your application and the information you've provided. If we believe Metanoia is the right fit for your situation, our team will get in touch to discuss the next step.