Adopt me, please...?

Hello, you!

Oh, look who's here. Either you're interested, bored, or accidentally clicked the wrong link. Whatever the reason, welcome!

Basically, I'm looking for someone to annoy and be annoyed by. Someone whose notification I'll actually look forward to seeing. How embarrassing.

I'm not asking for a husband, a wife, or someone to donate their kidney. Just someone who genuinely wants to get to know me and is willing to build a comfortable connection.

Though— just you know, i'm an omnivore. feel free to come to me and I'll eat you, yumm.

Warning: if you're 02 voters, homophobic, or queerphobic, pro-government, please leave.

Anyway, enough of my TED Talk. Let's get to the important stuff.