Lets have some fun! (Just me, not you) 🚀

PREMIUM TEXTUAL TORMENT 💌💕 — 30 minutes of personalized insults, ruthless judgment, and me questioning every decision you've ever made. Because apparently 15 minutes isn't enough time to address everything wrong with you. $50

TEXTUAL ABUSE 💌💕 — 15 minutes of personalized insults delivered straight to your phone. Imagine paying someone to remind you how embarrassing you are. Couldn't be me, but apparently it's you. $30

EXPRESS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 📞💕 — 15 minutes of concentrated verbal abuse for people who are apparently too busy being pathetic to commit to a full 30 minutes. Quick, cruel, and absolutely no refunds for hurt feelings. $50

DIAL-A-DISAPPOINTMENT 📞💕 — 30 minutes of uninterrupted verbal abuse from someone who already thinks you're an idiot. No eye contact necessary, just your dignity leaving the conversation. $85

FACE-TO-FACE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💋 — 15 minutes of uninterrupted verbal destruction. Watch me personally dismantle your self-esteem in real time. Eye contact included. Sympathy sold separately. $100

VIOLENT ENCOURAGEMENT 💕 — 15 minutes of aggressive motivation, unsolicited insults, and being bullied into getting your pathetic little life together. $30

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT IDIOT 💕 — 15 minutes of texting with casual conversation, light bullying, playful banter, and someone to listen to your questionable life decisions. No emotional destruction, just good conversation with someone who might occasionally call you an idiot. Basically therapy, but wildly unqualified and significantly more entertaining. $25

GAME OVER, LOSER 🎱💕 — 30 minutes of iMessage games, competitive trash talk, and me absolutely humiliating you at 8 Ball, Cup Pong, or whatever game you mistakenly think you can beat me at. You’re literally paying me to kick your ass at games. Embarrassing, but I respect the commitment to losing. $45

DELUSIONAL VALIDATION 💋💕 — 15 minutes of shameless praise, excessive compliments, and me treating you like the greatest thing to ever grace this miserable planet. I’ll inflate your ego to medically concerning levels and convince you you’re God’s favorite little creation. Don’t get used to it, loser. $30

Lets have some fun! (Just me, not you) 🚀

Let's find out how much emotional damage you can handle! 🥰

How brutal are you looking to be bullied?

Choose your trauma package! 💋

No payment, no appointment. Being broke doesn't entitle you to my attention. 💕 DO NOT BOOK WITHOUT PAYING. IM SICK OF CHASING YOU FUCKS DOWN (Make sure you include your name in your payment)

Can I post our conversation (text only) to TikTok with identifiers blurred?

What’s your number, asshole? 💌

What's troubling you, sweetie? Let's add insult to injury! 🥰

When can you take a break from disappointing everyone to disappoint me? 💌 (please provide 2-3 options in EST)

Go on, idiot. I'm sure there's more wrong with you.