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Why Do You Feel So Off (even when you’re doing everything right)??

If you’ve been feeling:

tired by midday

bloated after meals

wired at night but exhausted in the morning

just not feeling like yourself

This quick quiz will show you what’s actually going on AND why your body isn’t responding the way it used to.

No guessing. No overhauls. No starting over.

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When do you feel your worst, most often?

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Q1

A

Morning (dragging, heavy)

B

Mid-morning crash

C

After meals

D

Evening (wired, can’t shut off)

Your appetite tends to be…

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Q2

A

Not hungry until late, then ravenous

B

Constant snacking urge

C

Normal but food makes me feel “off”

D

Low and/or inconsistent

Sleep is best described as…

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Q3

A

Trouble falling asleep (brain on)

B

Sleep, but wake up unrefreshed

C

Sleep disrupted by digestion

D

Fall asleep fine, wake 2–4am

After eating, you usually feel…

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Q4

A

Better and more stable

B

Bloated/heavy/gassy

C

Sleepy/need sugar later

D

Tense or rushed during meals

Bowel movements are…

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Q5

A

Regular, 1-3x a day

B

Constipated/slow

C

Loose/urgent

D

Inconsistent and stress-related

Your caffeine relationship is…

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Q6

A

I need it to function

B

I use it all day

C

I’m sensitive to it

D

I don’t rely on it

Cravings are strongest for…

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Q7

A

Sugar/carbs

B

Salt/crunchy

C

Random / all day grazing

D

Not really cravings—just nausea/food aversion

Stress shows up in your body as…

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Q8

A

Tight chest, racing mind

B

Shutdown, fatigue, “can’t”

C

Digestive flare-ups

D

Irritable + snacky

Movement tends to…

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Q9

A

Help me immediately

B

Feel like too much/ draining

C

Trigger symptoms

D

I’m always “on,” can’t rest

Evenings look like…

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Q10

A

Second wind

B

Snacky / cravings

C

Bloated / uncomfortable

D

Exhausted early

What feels most true lately?

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Q11

A

I’m doing a lot, but my body isn’t bouncing back

B

My hunger/energy feel unpredictable

C

My digestion runs my life

D

I can’t shut my system off

Your biggest goal right now is…

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Q12

A

Stable energy

B

Better digestion + less bloat

C

Sleep + calm/rested

D

Consistency without overwhelm