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[ THE BLACK-GOLD SEWER LEDGER ]
THE PARASITE'S PRICE TAG
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(Identify this luxury dupe. Erase their name and re-brand this walking piece of garbage into a proper, low-budget crime.)
e.g., "The Budget Tyrant", "The Counterfeit Soulmate","The Emotional Shoplifter" or "The High-Fashion Con Artist" .
STRIP THE UNDERWEAR
