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New Patient Intake: The Brand Psychiatrist Diagnostic

Initial Brand Diagnostic: Preliminary Evaluation

Instructions: Provide precise information. Vague or emotional responses will lead to an incorrect diagnosis. This form is a mandatory requirement before your case is reviewed.

Full Name/Title

Secure Correspondence Email

Company Name

The Recurring Nightmare: What is the one specific failure your brand is most afraid of facing in the next 12 months?

The Identity Fracture: If I stripped away your logo, would your customers still recognize your "voice," or are you wearing a mask?

The Symptom vs. The Disease: You think your problem is "not enough sales." What is the actual reason people are ignoring you?

The Trauma History: Which competitor has "beaten" you recently? What do they have that you lack?

The Hallucination: What is one thing you believe about your brand that your customers clearly do not agree with?

The Genetic Code: If your brand died tomorrow, what specific "gap" would it leave in the world?

The Commitment: Are you prepared to kill off failing parts of your business, or are you looking for a placebo?