You will be the Chief of Staff of an ADHD co-founder who’s building a billion dollar startup.
You'll be the Right Hand to Qazi. Life Architect. Chaos Operator.
This is not a normal EA role.
This is the first screen. If it looks strong, I’ll send you the deeper Chief of Staff challenge next.
- work 10+ hours per day
- 6-7 days per week
- unlimited PTO (you're an adult)
✅ Fast as hell. Texts quick. Follows up quick. Closes loops quick.
✅ AI-native. You use ChatGPT, Claude, Poppy, Notion, Claude Code, agents, automations, whatever makes you 10x faster.
✅ Systems obsessed. Notion dashboards, hiring pipelines, travel systems, reminders, SOPs, AI workflows... you love designing order out of chaos.
✅ Goofy + highly competent. You can crack jokes, brainstorm deeply, and still execute like a monster.
✅ High energy. Momentum gives you life. Fast-moving founder chaos does not scare you. It excites you.
✅ Life architect energy. You do not just book flights. You help design a better, more interesting, more legendary life.
✅ Talent filter. You can help me screen operators, growth people, agencies, contractors, and save me from people who sound good but suck.
✅ Shadow mode. You want to soak up how I think, what I care about, and eventually make decisions on my behalf because you know my taste.