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Get on the Weird Art Commission Waitlist

Want me to make something weird just for you?

I’m opening a limited number of commissions for original artwork. Fill this out to tell me what you’re imagining and I’ll reach out when I have an opening that feels like a good fit.

Joining the waitlist isn’t a commitment to purchase, it just gets you in line.

Your name

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Email

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Phone / Instagram

What are you thinking about having painted?

What kind of commission are you imagining?

Pet portrait

Person / portrait

Place / landscape

Food / object

Something weird / surreal

Recreation inspired by a photo

I have absolutely no idea, Mark help me plz

Other

What size are you thinking?

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A

Small

B

Medium

C

Large

D

Extra large

E

I’m not sure—help me choose

What’s your approximate budget?

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A

Under $250

B

$250–$500

C

$500–$750

D

$750–$1,000

E

$1,000+

F

I’m not sure yet

Do you have a deadline?

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A

Nope! Whenever it’s ready.

B

I’d love it within the next 1–2 months.

C

It’s for a specific date/event.

D