Massage Matchmaker

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I am stressed and deserve some pampering "Me Time."

I am pregnant and heard y'all have the tummy bolster.

I saw before & after photos and want the body-contouring sesh! Got an event coming up. 

There's definitely an event coming up and I want to feel *fine* for it!

No specific event. Just ready to feel lighter and less bloated!

I just want a zen, full body massage. I'm not here to work out the knots - just fluff me, buff me, and let me melt. 

I'm here for zen - but also I've got some issues in my tissues. Medium pressure, full body. Work out the knots but just don't beat me up. 

Put me through a meat grinder. It relaxes me. 

Yes. Specific help from a Neck Ninja sounds wonderful. 

No, thank you. I'd still like a full body massage -- just with extra focus on the head and neck. 

I don't love pain, but a bit of discomfort is okay when necessary. Feels productive.

I want someone to put me through a meat grinder. It relaxes me. 

Full body please! Extra focus on the back, but everything needs some love. 

Just a focused session on the problem area sounds good

Just Fluff me, Buff me, and let me sleep. I don't want you to "dig in" on anything. My nervous system is under enough stress as it is. 

I want to Zen out, but if you find something that needs working on, I'm here for it. 

Yes. (Diabetes, High blood pressure, HIV/AIDS, PCOS, Thyroid disease, History or current preeclampsia, "Geriatric" pregnancy, etc)