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House of Pachi - Which Faction Are You?

You meet a cutie on playa. What next?

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A

Take them on a playa date even though Mercury is in retrograde.

B

Get to know them, then teach them the word of Pachi.

C

Chat them up. Or not. Both are good.

D

Orgy Dome

E

Exchange your darkest secrets under the moonlight in deep playa.

A stranger wanders into the House of Pachi. They’re clearly a Traveler—not yet initiated. How do you welcome them?

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A

"What is your blood type?"

B

“Before you enter, Traveler: do you know who you are?”

C

"Greetings traveler, tell me your story."

D

Drink, food, story, side quest. Congratulations, you live here now.

E

Give them questionable information about the House of Pachi and see how long the bit survives.

A Traveler asks, “Okay, but what exactly is Pachi?” What do you tell them?

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A

Pachi has been a river otter since the days of Origin Spring.

B

Definitely a river otter

C

Originally, a fish

D

Depends. Which resurrection are we talking about?

E

Whatever comes to mind. Or a seal.

What cryptic message do you give Travelers when they leave?

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A

"Through chaos seek truth"

B

"Seek the quest in the quest, in the quest."

C

"Life force lights the course."

D

"May you meet yourself today."

E

"The wisdom of Pachi speaks to those who listen."

Someone stumbles into camp claiming they just received a vision from Pachi. What do you do?

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A

Pour a cold drink, get comfy, then listen to their story.

B

Spend the next 24 hours shadowing the new prophet. For research, obviously.

C

Insist they kneel beside the altar while you light one candle for sacrifice, one for truth, and one for the spirit of Pachi.

D

Record the vision, consult the library.

E

Ask them what they’re on. Then take some.

A Traveler asks how they can become closer to Pachi. What sacred wisdom do you prescribe?

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A

Read a book, touch grass, transcend.

B

You need only read the book and return.

C

Fuck around and find out.

D

The answer is always "Yes".

E

Have you tried blood??

You overhear another faction spreading blatant misinformation about Pachi. What do you do?

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A

Curse an effigy in their name.

B

Play devil’s advocate until they storm out.

C

Make record of their crimes.

D

/Help them understand themselves.

E

Get them a drink and hear their story.

Pachi has commanded you to leave an offering. What do you leave?

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A

A token from each of my adventures today.

B

Three drops of blood. Obviously

C

Something precious I'm finally read to let go.

D

A precious artifact, stored, treasured, and offered with reverence.

E

Idk but it's going to be just right.

Your faction stands accused. What’s the charge?

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A

Terminal FOMO.

B

Weaponized self-care.

C

Too much blood.

D

Irrelevant. We appointed the jury.

E

Being banned from somewhere. Again.

The Immaculate Conception has begun. What happens next?

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A

The sacred resurrection has begun. The river otter Pachi shall return to the earthly plane, as we predicted.

B

Pachi is reborn and tells stories of a year of travel. Also, music. Also, blood.

C

Seals. Definitely seals.

D

Sacred blood is spilled once more. Travelers and initiates alike, indulge.

E

Pachi arrives as they always have, immortal in body and mind.

You've been spotted on playa in faction garb. What do they see?

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A

B

C

D

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