Rizz Test

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“Let’s skip to the good part. Chapter 1: You & Me.”

"Hey! I saw you like hiking. Any good trails you recommend?"

"Are you ChatGPT? Because I feel like you already know my type."

[Likes a photo, says nothing, disappears for 3 days]

Q1. Best opener for a book lover?

"Sounds like you're either wholesome or dangerously unhinged. Let's find out."

"OMG same! What kind of books? Fiction? Notification? Memoir?"

"My FBI agent says we'd get along but I'm not allowed to elaborate."

Q2. Flirty reply to 'I'm a cat person'?

"Wow. Ghosted after peak banter? Cold." then vanish forever.

Type out "Hey just checking in :)" and stare at it for 45 minutes.

Say nothing. Delete the chat. Never look back.

Laugh to yourself, then text someone hotter.

Q3. How do you keep the convo going?

Strategic. One emoji per convo. Never more.

🤠😳💀🔥 I let the emojis do the heavy lifting.

Just the smirking face 😏. That’s it.

I don’t really use them. If they get me, they get me.

Q4. How do you ask her out?

“Equal parts charming and problematic. Proceed with caution 😈”

“6'0. MBA. Gym. Sushi. Looking for something real. ENTP.”

“Let’s make this app less boring. Dog pics get priority.”

“Just here for the psychological experiment. Swipe wisely.”

Q5. Best sign-off after a good convo?

Drop something flirty and unexpected: “Careful, you’re dangerously close to being my type.”

Ask a genuine question: “What’s something random you’ve been obsessed with lately?”

Say “lol” and wait for them to carry it.

Overthink it for 10 minutes, then send: “Hahahaha that’s so funny 😂😂 so... what’s your weekend looking like?”

You let them do most of the talking while giving mysterious half-smiles.

You’re in full showtime mode: jokes, stories, eye contact, subtle flexes.

You’re calm, funny, and ask thoughtful questions. Nothing forced, and no fireworks.

You keep nervously sipping water and overcompensate with compliments.

Immediately. Like... embarrassingly fast sometimes.

You wait a little. Not to play games, just to stay composed.

Depends on the vibe. Could be 3 seconds or 3 days.

You send a fire reply within 30 seconds and act like you didn't.

"Totally fair. That was my one bold move for the month." Laugh and move on.

"No worries. If you change your mind, I'll be around."

Sends "Dang. That would've been fun. Your loss tho."

Something chill that feels natural, no pressure.

The thrill. The attention. The ego boost.

Anything, honestly. Just tired of being left on read.

I'm not sure. I just kinda float in and out of it.

Casually wander near them, make eye contact, and let the moment find you.

Rizz Test

Q1. What's your go-to opener on a dating app?

Q2. They hit you with "I love books and long walks." How do you reply?

Q3. You get ghosted after a great convo. What do you do?