Hmprrrr... {purring}
Oh..! You're looking at me? Great! That means we've already kissed through eye contact. *gasp* ...
Anyway, sekarang kamu terjebak di sini selama beberapa menit ke depan untuk membaca form pengadopsianku. Gak ada jalan keluar! Aku sudah mengunci pintunya, lho!
Don't run away just yet. Stay wimme for a sec, yaaa?
I'm a black cat. Not the mysterious, cool type, unfortunately. I bite people I like, meow when I want attention, and randomly disappear the second my social battery hits 1%. My energy reserves are laughably small, but I'll always save a little bit of it to bother you affectionately.
I'm pretty chatty. You'll probably have to listen to me yap for hours about the most random things. And when I run out of words, I'll simply look at you with my big cat eyes and ask for a pukis. Not the snack, silly. A pukis means peluk and kiss. Nymph!
From the two paragraphs above, you'll probably come to the conclusion that my love languages are quality time and physical touch. And you'd be absolutely right. However, there's one more love language that deserves a special mention.
I like ragebaiting you.
The ragebaiter x ragebaited trope is pretty much the definition of the dynamic we'll have. I'll say something ridiculous on purpose, you'll roll your eyes and call me annoying, and I'll be secretly delighted because that means you're paying attention to me. See? It's a love language. Trust me on this one.
For interests, this little black cat has a soft spot for sweet things. I enjoy baking from time to time, and who knows? Maybe I'll bake something for you someday. Just like that lyric from The Jansen, aku akan membuatmu terkesan dengan brownies yang ku kirimkan. No promises, though.
I also watch anime every now and then. Some of my favorites include Haikyuu!!, Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungou Stray Dogs, and a bunch of others that I'll probably end up rambling about if you let me. Lately, I've also been falling in love with old Indonesian movies like Janji Joni, 3 Hari untuk Selamanya, and other movies that make me stare at the ceiling for hours afterward.
As for music, my ears are constantly spoiled by alt-rock, indie, pop-punk, folk, and all sorts of adjacent genres. Bonus points if it's a local musician or band. I could be the The Kick to your The Jeblogs, or the The Skit to your The Peal. There's a very high chance you'll receive unsolicited song recommendations at unreasonable hours. Consider this a warning, not an apology. :-)
